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Asinine Bible Passages Part I

The following are some of the stupidest passages I found in the so-called "Good Book".

A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.

Deuteronomy 22:5
So I guess that means that God hates transvestites, cross-dressers and pretty much 90% of the female population, at least those women in the West who have the right to wear pants. Lovely.

The Lord will wash away the filth of the women of Zion;

Isaiah 4:4
All the women of Zion are filthy. Again, how lovely. Nowhere did I find a passage that said the same about all men. And maybe there is some but I doubt it's as prevalent as the ones about women.

The following passage clearly shows that the Bible was written by a bunch of ignorant men who were terrified of the unknown, that is women's bodies in particular.

Say to the Israelites: A woman who becomes pregnant and gives birth to a son will be ceremonially unclean for seven days, just as she is unclean during her monthly period. On the eighth day the boy is to be circumcised. Then the woman must wait thirty-three days to be purified from her bleeding. She must not touch anything sacred or go to the sanctuary until the days of her purification are over. If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding. When the days of her purification for a son or daughter are over, she is to bring to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting a year-old lamb for a burnt offering and a young pigeon or a dove for a sin offering. He shall offer them before the LORD to make atonement for her, and then she will be ceremonially clean from her flow of blood. These are the regulations for the woman who gives birth to a boy or a girl. If she cannot afford a lamb, she is to bring two doves or two young pigeons, one for a burnt offering and the other for a sin offering. In this way the priest will make atonement for her, and she will be clean.

Leviticus 12:2-6
For women who give birth to daughter, twice as much time has to pass than if she had given birth to a son, for her purification to be complete. How fucking retarded and sexist is that. I hate the damn Bible.

And here are some more fucked up passages.

Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted to much wine, but to teach what is good. Then they can train the younger women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God.

Titus 2:3-5
Not too much wine. Fuck that.

A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing-if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Here's more about menstruation. Oh yeah, these are the best. What a bunch of crapola.

When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening. Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. Whoever touches her bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Whoever touches anything she sits on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, he will be unclean till evening. If a man lies with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean. When a woman has a discharge of blood for many days at a time other than her monthly period or has a discharge that continues beyond her period, she will be unclean as long as she has the discharge, just as in the days of her period. Any bed she lies on while her discharge continues will be unclean, as is her bed during her monthly period, and anything she sits on will be unclean, as during her period. Whoever touches them will be unclean; he must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.

Leviticus 15:19-27
After reading this nonsense I wonder how any self-respecting woman who calls herself a Christian could possibly believe that these passages came from God. And even if they did, then all women should silent and subject to their husbands and only wear dresses and skirts. I mean seriously, who does that nowadays. And yet there are so many women who call themselves religious and read the Bible. So why don't they see how sexist and degrading this word of God book really is. If it is the word of God then everything in it must be true and all Christians should then act in accordance with it.

The thing that annoys me is the way Christians would just pick and choose what to believe in the Bible and then find some retarded justification for the passages they didn't agree with.

The whole thing shows you, that is if you are not deluded, that the Bible was written by men in a time when women were secondary citizens who were treated as if they were children.

And maybe some of you really are if you can't see through this book of propaganda.

By the way, all this nonsense comes from the New International Version.

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The following are some of the stupidest passages I found in the so-called "Good Book".

A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.

Deuteronomy 22:5
So I guess that means that God hates transvestites, cross-dressers and pretty much 90% of the female population, at least those women in the West who have the right to wear pants. Lovely.

The Lord will wash away the filth of the women of Zion;

Isaiah 4:4
All the women of Zion are filthy. Again, how lovely. Nowhere did I find a passage that said the same about all men. And maybe there is some but I doubt it's as prevalent as the ones about women.

The following passage clearly shows that the Bible was written by a bunch of ignorant men who were terrified of the unknown, that is women's bodies in particular.

Say to the Israelites: A woman who becomes pregnant and gives birth to a son will be ceremonially unclean for seven days, just as she is unclean during her monthly period. On the eighth day the boy is to be circumcised. Then the woman must wait thirty-three days to be purified from her bleeding. She must not touch anything sacred or go to the sanctuary until the days of her purification are over. If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding. When the days of her purification for a son or daughter are over, she is to bring to the priest at the entrance to the Tent of Meeting a year-old lamb for a burnt offering and a young pigeon or a dove for a sin offering. He shall offer them before the LORD to make atonement for her, and then she will be ceremonially clean from her flow of blood. These are the regulations for the woman who gives birth to a boy or a girl. If she cannot afford a lamb, she is to bring two doves or two young pigeons, one for a burnt offering and the other for a sin offering. In this way the priest will make atonement for her, and she will be clean.

Leviticus 12:2-6
For women who give birth to daughter, twice as much time has to pass than if she had given birth to a son, for her purification to be complete. How fucking retarded and sexist is that. I hate the damn Bible.

And here are some more fucked up passages.

Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted to much wine, but to teach what is good. Then they can train the younger women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God.

Titus 2:3-5
Not too much wine. Fuck that.

A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner. But women will be saved through childbearing-if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Here's more about menstruation. Oh yeah, these are the best. What a bunch of crapola.

When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening. Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean. Whoever touches her bed must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Whoever touches anything she sits on must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening. Whether it is the bed or anything she was sitting on, when anyone touches it, he will be unclean till evening. If a man lies with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean. When a woman has a discharge of blood for many days at a time other than her monthly period or has a discharge that continues beyond her period, she will be unclean as long as she has the discharge, just as in the days of her period. Any bed she lies on while her discharge continues will be unclean, as is her bed during her monthly period, and anything she sits on will be unclean, as during her period. Whoever touches them will be unclean; he must wash his clothes and bathe with water, and he will be unclean till evening.

Leviticus 15:19-27
After reading this nonsense I wonder how any self-respecting woman who calls herself a Christian could possibly believe that these passages came from God. And even if they did, then all women should silent and subject to their husbands and only wear dresses and skirts. I mean seriously, who does that nowadays. And yet there are so many women who call themselves religious and read the Bible. So why don't they see how sexist and degrading this word of God book really is. If it is the word of God then everything in it must be true and all Christians should then act in accordance with it.

The thing that annoys me is the way Christians would just pick and choose what to believe in the Bible and then find some retarded justification for the passages they didn't agree with.

The whole thing shows you, that is if you are not deluded, that the Bible was written by men in a time when women were secondary citizens who were treated as if they were children.

And maybe some of you really are if you can't see through this book of propaganda.

By the way, all this nonsense comes from the New International Version.